{"product_id":"beer-bait-anglerfish-shirt","title":"Beer Bait Anglerfish Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome deep-sea creatures evolved bioluminescent bait. This one figured out beer works faster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny horror-inspired anglerfish tee features a terrifying deep ocean predator using a glowing mug of beer to lure in its next victim. The detailed black-and-white artwork gives the design a dark offshore vibe while still keeping the joke front and center. Hidden inside the collar is the phrase “Hey, Look! Beer!” — the last known words of countless unsuspecting fishermen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for beer lovers, fishermen, offshore anglers, divers, ocean nerds, and anyone who appreciates dark humor with a salty edge. Equal parts creepy and hilarious, this shirt feels like the official warning sign for what happens if anglerfish ever make it into shallow water.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabrication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA) Length (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e79\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e85\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Width (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e92\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e102\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e112\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e122\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e132\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e142\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Half Chest (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e51\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA) Length (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Width (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Half Chest (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGeneral\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs .\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWash\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThe t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStore\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eKeep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Tidal Wave Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":59516722020433,"sku":"cb334700-2eb0-461f-adfd-729da2c4f812","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":59516722053201,"sku":"5f00d7c0-1bf8-4406-bc02-c9ef09ab730b","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":59516722085969,"sku":"0918a72b-0439-4f37-bb46-de3d4dc8940e","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":59516722118737,"sku":"40d84473-48c8-4bc0-b61c-e9676044580b","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":59516722151505,"sku":"9bc80947-3aa2-4b8c-aff1-f894a4d7cf81","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":59516722184273,"sku":"83319ab3-bfe2-4a35-99df-4e411d352852","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":59516721823825,"sku":"b886858f-8e3b-48e6-b17a-03de6a3614c5","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":59516721856593,"sku":"f23aba0f-cbd5-45dd-abbb-34141820589b","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":59516721889361,"sku":"59787473-364e-44d8-a4f6-eec831fbaf67","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":59516721922129,"sku":"3b219aec-1a74-4d7c-af2d-442b4f10e6d6","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":59516721954897,"sku":"4e1c9b4b-7625-45fa-beb6-8c999b8f048c","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":59516721987665,"sku":"c372609b-ab4e-4006-a6f0-dc38ba26ad61","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ S","offer_id":59516721627217,"sku":"0109bbd9-7353-43e0-83d9-bc07af733481","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ M","offer_id":59516721659985,"sku":"8d8a87b3-e659-4c51-af10-1799dc30e06f","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ L","offer_id":59516721692753,"sku":"2e8f78b7-80d9-407b-a1ac-59c4ee3525ae","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ XL","offer_id":59516721725521,"sku":"d7cb83d2-93c9-49b5-8be4-21ebda9fd9ec","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":59516721758289,"sku":"21adda94-7410-4bd6-82e4-10e0d2dcceb0","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":59516721791057,"sku":"59cba033-ea66-4987-b99b-bb7301580800","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":59516721430609,"sku":"d35de813-da81-40a5-9623-c3d0d82278b2","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":59516721463377,"sku":"c7702f13-58ee-487e-ae71-430443b58b96","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":59516721496145,"sku":"c4afcb26-8cc2-4f78-8a4f-d43ec24540ed","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":59516721528913,"sku":"5a2166aa-0fb0-4cd6-8741-5bedd3d023c5","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":59516721561681,"sku":"542cf13e-2e7c-44dd-8f87-89a3e40be9d8","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":59516721594449,"sku":"bc60c2aa-9432-45ac-953b-8de1b05aca77","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":59516721234001,"sku":"6a1583b9-10ac-4637-9df0-c6a41a87436f","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ M","offer_id":59516721266769,"sku":"6ef9f0d1-f63d-4da9-9d38-a22926782546","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":59516721299537,"sku":"ff0835e1-abc4-4cda-a36d-272a4e3d175e","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":59516721332305,"sku":"257d0b13-c623-4b45-b10d-45431c6e41df","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":59516721365073,"sku":"716b2648-0677-44fc-b085-b63d5bfc287c","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":59516721397841,"sku":"5d63252c-6d9b-40aa-a070-8e565dcdf30b","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0981\/7053\/6017\/files\/Mockup_Anglerfish-fold_070b039c-a253-4e3a-b424-850cac7947df.png?v=1778803990","url":"https:\/\/www.tidalwavethreads.com\/products\/beer-bait-anglerfish-shirt","provider":"Tidal Wave Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}