I Make Pour Decisions Shirt Funny Drunken Sailor Tee
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I Make Pour Decisions Shirt Funny Drunken Sailor Tee
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- Tidal Wave Threads
When the rum flows, the judgment goes. This “I Make Pour Decisions” t-shirt features a rowdy drunken sailor riding a whale through crashing waves, bottle raised high and chaos close behind. Designed in bold American traditional tattoo style, it blends classic maritime art with unapologetic nautical humor.
More salty sea dog than polished pirate, this graphic is perfect for boat parties, fishing trips, beach weekends, bar crawls, cruises, and anyone proudly three sheets to the wind. If your life motto involves bad ideas and good stories, this shirt was made for you.
A hilarious gift for sailors, boat captains, navy vets, rum lovers, bachelor parties, and anyone who appreciates bold maritime artwork with a rebellious edge.
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% ring-spun cotton; Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Heather colors are 35% cotton, 65% polyester; Graphite Heather is 65% cotton, 35% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 85 |
| B) Width (cm) | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |
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